"I should have married that riding mower."
Here are the leftovers...
What happened to the love seat I married?
You can't even fold out into a bed anymore.
Here's this week's nominees...
"Worst fifty bucks I ever spent."
Submitted by Stefan Martula
Houston, Texas
“Trust me. They like experienced.”
Submitted by George McCarthy
Swarthmore, Pa.
“So much for a safe word.”
Submitted by Lane B. Fike
Philadelphia, Pa
I entered...
"They're in her purse next to my head."
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