Monday, December 26, 2011

This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"Kind of hoped there'd be Segways."




Here are this week's nominees...



“Did anyone turn in a cape last night?”
Submitted by Theodore Frant, Jr.
Groton, Conn.

"Please tell me that was your car I just backed into."
Submitted by James Demers
New York, N.Y.

“The invisible man picked up my tab.”
Submitted by Steve Case
Tuscaloosa, Ala.

I entered...
"There's an invisible car outside with it's lights on."

Thursday, December 22, 2011

2011 Holiday Card

Here's this year's family holiday card! It celebrates my less than perfect spelling, and punctuation.

You can see some more of our old cards here.

Front



Inside

Monday, December 12, 2011

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"He'll be Jolly again; he just needs to eat something."







Here's the leftovers...

They warn us about building in the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant.

Well you don't get that big eating frozen peas and corn.


Here's this week's nominees...





"Actually, it came with the glasses."
Submitted by Margot Williams
Ypsilanti, Mich.

"I was just made pardner."
Submitted by Jeremy Fain
Los Angeles, Calif.

"Be careful about Ctrl-M."
Submitted by Louis Pappas
Washington, D.C.


I entered...

"Did I miss anything while I was napping?"

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"There's an invisible car outside with it's lights on."





Here are the leftovers...


I'll have a Kryptonite and soda.

There's a star covered red and yellow multi-wheeled vehicle blocking my car.




Sorry, I thought this was a secret identity bar.




Here are this week's nominees...




“I wish I could help you, but I'm a real-estate lawyer.”
Submitted by Tricia Bacon
Alexandria, Va.

“I know this seems weird, but even as a cub I could feel the rush of Wall Street racing through my veins.”
Submitted by James C. Czumak
Merritt Island, Fla.

“If you can't eat 'em, join 'em.”
Submitted by Arthur M. Rogers, Jr.
Lake Wales, Fla.


I entered...

"It hasn't been easy adapting to life outside."

Friday, December 02, 2011

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Did I miss anything while I was napping?"



Here are the leftovers...


How are those mustache reports coming?

I want to talk to you about the dress code.

It's not a mustache, it's more of a wantstache.



This week's nominees...




"He was a terrible pet—why did we think he'd make a great coffee table?"
Submitted by Rob Mariani
Bristol, R.I.

"When it's an elephant, we'll talk."
Submitted by Arun Nalkara
Orland Park, Ill.

"When's the last time you charged a man who looked at me?"
Submitted by Ann Linde
Eugene, Ore.

I entered...

"While you're out could you pick up some more giant white marbles?"
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