Monday, November 21, 2011

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"It hasn't been easy adapting to life outside."



Here are the left overs...


I'm now president of the jungle.

Don't blow my cover, I'm almost out of here.

If you wanted a better lawyer you should have hired a rat.


Here are this week's nominees...




"Regime change is never easy, dear."
Submitted by Gregory Malloy
East Sandwich, Mass.

"So much for starting over in a new city."
Submitted by Ronald Eomurian
Long Beach, Calif.

"It says here, 'Assume the prone position and return enemy fire until such time as reinforcements arrive.' "
Submitted by Douglass Stinson
Encinitas, Calif.

I entered...
"Close the window there's a draft."

Monday, November 14, 2011

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"While you're out could you pick up some more giant white marbles?"






Here are the leftovers

Now that we've dealt with the elephant in the room we have another issue.

Hardwood floors have only made the issue tolerable!

You said we can't get a "dog".

I miss the old coffee table.








Here are this week's nominees...




"I guess this explains last night."
Submitted by Jim Wolfe
New York, N.Y.

"Oh, come on, I wasn't screaming at you."
Submitted by Bram Kleppner
Burlington, Vt.

"Wake up! You're missing the worst part."
Submitted by Nevin Martell
Washington, D.C.

I also entered...

"Wake up, you're missing the worst part!"

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Close the window there's a draft."




Here are this week's nominees...




“You're gonna have to roll me outta here.”
Submitted by Everett Hartwell
Berkeley, Calif.

“I'd kill for some cream cheese.”
Submitted by Joe Balding
Athens, Ohio

“I think you just ate the spare.”
Submitted by Andrew Pagoulatos
Blairstown, N.J.

I entered...
"This is the greatest invention in our police force's history."

Thursday, November 03, 2011

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Wake up, you're missing the worst part!"



Here are the leftovers...


You always have to different!

I fell asleep at the Ballet one time! ONE TIME!





Here are this week's nominees...



"That lady's shoes kind of remind me of Joey."
Submitted by Andy Crown
Los Angeles, Calif.

"I still say the sewers are quicker."
Submitted by Howard Lewis Russell
Dallas, Texas

"Anyone care to join us for lunch?"
Submitted by Sara Joshel
Lake Oswego, Ore.

I entered...
"We'll have to tell the other sewer monsters about this!"
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