Monday, May 30, 2011

this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We've been acquired by Big Keith in cell block 2."



Here are the leftovers...

Our toilet wine profits are through the roof.









Here are this week's nominees...




"Hey, kids—you'll need to move over. Mr. Miller's car won't start."
Submitted by Joey Pipia
Port Townsend, Wash.

"Would you call the office and ask them to open my window?"
Submitted by Bill Wiggins
Red Boiling Springs, Tenn.

"It's a loaner."
Submitted by Jim Johnston
Bethesda, Md.

I entered...

"We've got room for one more in here."

Monday, May 23, 2011

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Why do you feel your wife is always riding you?"





Here are the leftovers...

What makes you think you’re adopted?

For a horse-man you’re very unstable.


Here's this week's nominees...



"Don't just stand there, Agnes—get the pliers."
Submitted by Dorothy Lefkovits
San Francisco, Calif.

"It's for you."
Submitted by Debbie Meagher
Clearwater, Fla.

"Hello, I'm calling to report a giant hand in my house."
Submitted by Dan Woods
Akron, Ohio

I entered...

"I may be bald but you've really let yourself go Barbie."

Monday, May 16, 2011

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We've got room for one more in here."






Here are the leftovers...

Race you to work.

It's safer than morning traffic.

Want in on the car death pool?


Here are this week's nominees...



"It's a working vacation."
Submitted by Catherine Gibran
Barrington, R.I.

"You'll find we do things a little differently here in accounts swimmable."
Submitted by Stephan Cox
New York, N.Y.

"Can you please fold it into a little boat?"
Submitted by James Morley
Houston, Texas

I entered...

"Come on in the audits fine!"

Sunday, May 08, 2011

this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

*Sorry, Blogger was screwed up this week and deleted this post. I didn't realize it until just now.

"I may be bald but you've really let yourself go Barbie."




Here are the left overs...

Next phone I get is going to be hands free.




Here's this weeks nominees...




"I must find the tree that killed my father."
Submitted by Graham Watling
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"That one was asking for it."
Submitted by Ian Spain
Ann Arbor, Mich.

"I came, I sawed, I conquered."
Submitted by Juli Rodgers
Santa Fe, N.M.

I entered...
"This solar powered chainsaw is way better for the environment."

Sunday, May 01, 2011

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Come on in the audits fine!"





Here are the leftovers...


I really want to hear your ideas, put them in with the others.





Here are this week's nominees...








"I'll have the chicken."
Submitted by Liam Kavanagh
Calgary, Alberta

"Give me a second—I know this one."
Submitted by Bezalel Stern
New York, N.Y.

"When they all walked in that day, I thought something seemed funny."
Submitted by Jim Johnson
New York, N.Y.

I entered...
"I'm not sure which three of them entered the bar?"
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