This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Thanks for lending me Martha Steward’s Prison Living book."





Here are this weeks nominees...



"In this economy, it's good to have an extra trade."
Submitted by Deborah Begel
La Madera, N.M.

"I'm your fairy god plumber."
Submitted by Lawrence Lytton
New York, N.Y.

"I'm here to grant your wife's wish that you would fix the toilet."
Submitted by Geoff Stamper
Bellevue, Wash.


I entered...
"I’m the ghost of Christmas farts."